Here is something to start off the new week with a smile for a gloomy Monday back here in malaysia (where rain is forecast for the next few days):
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Here is a new historical twist to Holy Land Tours:
The Moses Tour leaves Cairo, Egypt, once every forty years. Featured cuisine: quails, strange white stuff, and water from our Rock fountain. Dessert: milk and honey at end of tour.
The Elijah Tour— sometimes you may feel alone atop lovely Mount Carmel. Only one way airfare necessary. Return in a chariot of fire. Qualification: must eat like a bird.
The Saul of Tarsus Tour— ride the donkeys to Damascus. Strange visions in magic hours on the road. Live in four-star dungeons, probable shipwreck on bonus adjunct rider tour to Rome. Bring materials for letter writing.
The Isaiah Tour— if you hear a voice saying, “Go,” you'll enjoy Servant Airlines' tour to different northern cities.
The Noah Tour. Not for claustrophobics, a special 365 day cruise around the world. Paradise, Paramedics, Paratroopers. A para-everything. Visit gopherwood ark building factory.
The Ruth Tour— wherever we go, you'll go. Wherever we eat, you'll eat. Our tour will be your tour.
The Balaam Tour— play the original donkey videogame with special voice module.
The Sarah Tour— lots of laughs. Don't go if eighty-nine years old. May return with extra family members.
The Jonah Tour leaves Cleveland, Ohio; destination Los Angeles, California. Arrives Israel by no choice of your own. This tour is “made in the shade.” You'll know your tour guide in the airport under the sign “We won't go!”
The Simon Peter Tour— ride the fishing boats on the Sea of Galilee, water-walking option available, see the famous memorial of the falling sheet on the rooftop in Jaffa, view the videocassette of the original version of “True Confessions.” Visit the 1995 Jerusalem rooster-crowing contest.
And finally, the Jesus of Nazareth Tour— who knows where he will lead? His words to us are “Follow me.”
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Here is a new historical twist to Holy Land Tours:
The Moses Tour leaves Cairo, Egypt, once every forty years. Featured cuisine: quails, strange white stuff, and water from our Rock fountain. Dessert: milk and honey at end of tour.
The Elijah Tour— sometimes you may feel alone atop lovely Mount Carmel. Only one way airfare necessary. Return in a chariot of fire. Qualification: must eat like a bird.
The Saul of Tarsus Tour— ride the donkeys to Damascus. Strange visions in magic hours on the road. Live in four-star dungeons, probable shipwreck on bonus adjunct rider tour to Rome. Bring materials for letter writing.
The Isaiah Tour— if you hear a voice saying, “Go,” you'll enjoy Servant Airlines' tour to different northern cities.
The Noah Tour. Not for claustrophobics, a special 365 day cruise around the world. Paradise, Paramedics, Paratroopers. A para-everything. Visit gopherwood ark building factory.
The Ruth Tour— wherever we go, you'll go. Wherever we eat, you'll eat. Our tour will be your tour.
The Balaam Tour— play the original donkey videogame with special voice module.
The Sarah Tour— lots of laughs. Don't go if eighty-nine years old. May return with extra family members.
The Jonah Tour leaves Cleveland, Ohio; destination Los Angeles, California. Arrives Israel by no choice of your own. This tour is “made in the shade.” You'll know your tour guide in the airport under the sign “We won't go!”
The Simon Peter Tour— ride the fishing boats on the Sea of Galilee, water-walking option available, see the famous memorial of the falling sheet on the rooftop in Jaffa, view the videocassette of the original version of “True Confessions.” Visit the 1995 Jerusalem rooster-crowing contest.
And finally, the Jesus of Nazareth Tour— who knows where he will lead? His words to us are “Follow me.”
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