old age at its best?

Here is old age at its best    

 Eddie and Don, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.. 


One day Eddie didn't show up. Don didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Eddie hadn't shown up for a week or so, Don really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Don didn't know where Eddie lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. 


A month had passed, and Don figured he had seen the last of Eddie, but one day, Don approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Eddie! Don was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Eddie, what in the world happened to you?' 


Eddie replied, 'I have been in jail.' 


'Jail!' cried Don. What in the world for?' 


'Well,' Eddie said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' 


'Yeah,' said Don, 'I remember her. What about her? 


'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'. 


'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'