Wednesday, 16 February 2011

eisenbraun's annual valentine day love poem writing contest - 3rd place winner

Third Place

Pretty Woman
 
(attributed to Roi Ben-Orbi)

Max Rogland
Assistant Professor of Old Testament
Erskine Theological Seminary


Professor Rogland tried to influence the judge's decision with this little promise:
"If it wins, I will have my Hebrew class record it and we'll submit an MP3 or a video link.  I'm not sure if that constitutes a bribe or a threat…"
Sounds like a bribe to me, and a threat to the students! Make your recording, Max, and we'll post it here!